The,
to me, newly discovered problem with memories is that they can be
selective. The ten-foot alligator, over a period becomes at least twenty
foot long, and so it is with families. The family that I remember, the
family of; William Richard, (Bunty) Stables was most likely just a
normal family, doing their best in the face of much adversity, they were
poor, but by no means despondent, they could always walk on the sunny
side of the street.
They
had been brought up in times that were almost medieval; it was still the
time of touching your cap to the squire, being obsequious to your
‘betters’ and keeping the children humble, teaching them to be;
‘seen and not heard’ as the saying was. It had been ingrained into
them, and with good reason, for if you upset the people whom you
depended upon for employment, not only you, but your whole family would
most probably be affected. I bring this out now as my following
narrative may sound a trifle unkind in places. The family always,
without exception, gave the best they could under their circumstances,
to both me, and those around them.
I
left home at age seventeen and, except for short visits, never returned.
The reason I left was the oldest in human history, I felt I was being
held down from achieving my potential, and, not having a decent
education, nor prospects of ever getting one, I knew that the system my
family lived under was not for me.
For
my first seventeen years, these earnest relations taught me, amongst
other things, that I must conduct myself to always bow to authority, be
honest in every part of my life, and never ever get into debt, all
worthy targets to be sure. I could understand the latter two but with
everything else, I had problems, (I still do) you can imagine my life in
the army!
The
family who lived in 112 Doncaster Road comprised of Bunty, (William
Richard Stables) his wife Lily, (Jackson) their sons, Frank, Herbert,
and Arthur, together with Gertrude and Mary. Fred and Bill had both left
to get married. Mary had a job as housemaid with the Nuttall family, of
‘Nuttall Mintoes’ (a well known confectionary) fame, in Bessecar. In
the late thirties, both sisters married and both lived for a while as
near neighbours on Worksop road. Mary married Dick, (Richard?) Bytheway
and had two sons, Peter and Geoff. Gertie married Clifford Elliott who,
at that time, enjoyed employment as a mechanic at the Tickhill Garage.
They owned the only motor car the family had in those early days. We
called it ‘Leaping Lena’ it was a Jowett and had a Rumble, or
‘Dickey’ seat where today you would find a trunk, (Boot). Later, he
became self employed and, assisted by Frank, started making and selling
caravan trailers, which were very popular then. They had two sons,
Aubrey and Vincent. As time went by Dick found a job in Balby and he and
his family moved to be nearer to this. Gertie and Cliff went to
Carlton-in-Lindrick, where Gertie took up a job as an insurance agent
and Cliff, due to the onset of severe arthritis, was happy to get a job
the ambulance service.
He
needed me to rid the room of all the creatures that were coming for him!
“Gerrum Off!” he would cry, and I would dutifully wave my arms
around for a bit and he would settle down.
Bunty
was one of my favourite people, he drank beer whenever he got his hands
on any money, and when, as was often, he was short of funds, he would
still go down to the pub and earn a pint or two accompanying the pianist
by singing the popular songs as requested by the customers. He smoked
the most obnoxious pipe tobacco, it looked, and probably consisted of,
solid tar with stripes of straw through it, this muck would continually
clog his pipe stem, and he would spend time cleaning one pipe whilst
smoking another. He always seemed to enjoy life in a very basic way. He
would send me, with a pitcher, to the ‘Royal Oak’ public house for a
fill of John Smiths Tadcaster Ale. I do not know how the law was
circumvented; I can only guess that innocence is its own reward.
Naturally, as the container was full to the brim, it was imperative that
I sip some off the top, to avoid wastage, you understand. I always
believed that he would not know! The Railway had at one time employed
him, but when I came to know him, he was usually ‘between jobs’. He
would get some money by performing odd work for the local Farmers, he
was skilled at hedge making, he knew how to cut the hawthorn at just the
right angle and twist it into itself, and this would grow into an almost
impenetrable barrier. He could build a ‘Dry wall’ and would tell me
that when practicing this art, one should never pick up a stone
“unless tha’ has made thee mind up where it’s goin’ to go”. He
would cut his lawn using a scythe, another skill at which I failed
miserably. When he was dying, (in 1946) he asked for me to be with him.
He had the DTs and he needed me to rid the room of all the creatures
that were coming for him! “Gerrum Off!” he would cry, and I would
dutifully wave my arms around for a bit and he would settle down.
Grandma, all the time sitting in her chair and cackling away saying,
“Tha’ sees how thy wicked ways come to haunt thee lad”, “EEH
‘he’s suffering nah tha knaws” “EEH ‘e ‘as been wicked” .
This was the first time I became aware that my near death experience
with Diphtheria had altered my personality to the point where people in
ill health would ask me to sit with them, my maternal grandmother was
another one. I believe they just felt that I ‘understood’ their
condition better than others did, and indeed, this may be so.
Television
in the fifties was black and white and restricted to one or two channels
at different broadcast times throughout the day. She was convinced that
the announcer could see her through the screen.
Grandma
was undoubtedly the one who dominated the household; she was only a
small woman, “Ay lad, thou’ art growing up, an’ I am growing
down”, but you would not dare to violate her rules of conduct. She
used to have me dusting, baking, cleaning the pigeons and chicken
roosts, bringing in the vegetables, she disliked to see ‘idle
hands’, for, as everyone knew, ‘idle hands’ made work for the
Devil, if you wanted peace and quiet, then 112 ‘Donny’ Road was not
the place to be. One of her favourite pastimes was her weekly
‘Afternoon Tea’. This was usually partaken on Sunday afternoons and
eaten around the table in the front room. I tried to avoid visiting late
Saturday and early Sunday, because she would invariably offer me the
opportunity to assist in the preparation of this repast. There would be
a multitude of cakes and buns, scones and small sandwiches with the
crust cut off. The supply of tea was limitless and served in beautiful
china cups and saucers. In later years, I realized that this was her
escape from poverty, with which she had to live with for the rest of the
week. She was always quoting the Bible as authority. Unfortunately, this
regularly resulted in an explosion of swearing when confronting Bunty
arriving home, “In his cups “as one might say. Despite this habit of
preaching ‘unto others’, I have no recollection of her being a
regular attendee at any place of worship. Her big moment annually, was
the Remembrance Day parades in November, when she would ‘march’ with
the British Legion, this she did in memory of her son Maurice. She was a
beautiful woman. My Mum and Dad told me she had the most wonderful
copper blond hair when she was young, the years were hard on her, and
she seemed to welcome old age as an excuse to relax and let others take
the strain. I do not blame her. She would invariably add,” If I live
and God spares me life” after making an appointment for a future date.
Amongst
the final and finest, memories of this lady my most treasured are of
seeing her reaction to television. Television in the fifties was black
and white and restricted to one or two channels at different broadcast
times throughout the day. She was convinced that the announcer could see
her through the screen and she would converse with him quite naturally,
“He can’t see you grandma” old know-it-all Brian would say, “Of
course he can lad, he says ‘Goodnight grandma’ every night!” and
he did too. Because of this idea, she would always fuss and pull down
her skirts right down over her knees, when sitting in a low chair in
front of the screen. She was an advertisers dream; any new line of
biscuits or household detergent etc. would have her telling either
Gertie or Mary that she should have some of it straight away, I am happy
for her that the modern pornographic material was not shown publicly
during her lifetime.
He
had lost a leg, he probably had a good idea where it was, but I never
discovered that, nor the cause of this mishap.
Fred
was married and lived in Balby, I have forgotten his wife’s name, they
had one daughter, Una Hilda Eva. One girl, three names, not fair, I only
got one name; I believe he had a job working in the railway marshalling
yards. The railway was in its heyday and any job associated with it was
usually well paid. I had very little contact with them but on the
occasions I did visit, I always received a strong welcome.
Frank
was a bachelor; he mentioned to me that he intended bringing his
children up the same way, but with his lack of attributes and doubtful
attraction to the opposite sex, I questioned his chances on that one. He
seldom left the house for recreation of any sort; his entertainment
appeared to be the wireless and the newspaper. He had lost a leg, he
probably had a good idea where it was, but I never discovered that, nor
the cause of this mishap, he always appeared to be having problems with
getting his artificial leg to stay in place. Up to the war starting he
seemed to occupy his time repairing watches on the kitchen table and
telling his brothers how they should be attending to the racing pigeons,
which they kept above the hencoop. At the outbreak of the (1939 – 45)
war, he was obliged to take up employment at a quarry out on the
Rossington road. Being an idle fellow, he did not take kindly to this.
He appeared most relieved when it was all over and he could get back on
welfare. As I noted above, he did make efforts to assist Cliff in his
caravan project and I am sure his gesture was appreciated. He seldom had
any opinion of originality, he was good at repeating what the Daily
Herald, (a newspaper) had written however, and he did keep up with what
was going on in the world. He was an inveterate smoker and rolled loose
tobacco into cigarettes using a hand held machine. I never saw him drink
alcohol nor indulge in colourful language whilst I was around, which was
often.
Herbert,
also a bachelor, was an innocuous individual, quite colourless to my
young eyes; he did have a very great sense of duty to the family. To
Buntys sometime voiced, chagrin, he was a teetotaler, a non-smoker and
non-gambler. He was terrified of thunderstorms, a condition that placed
him at my mercy; “I see a thunderstorm is forecast for tomorrow Uncle
Herbert”. Nevertheless were it not for his income they would have
found great difficulty in coping. He had a job at Maltby coalmine. The
miners commuted there by bicycle or bus, one or two had motor cycles but
there were very few cars around in those days. Herbert was another who
had no outside interests, I can understand this to a point, inasmuch,
the work was hard, it was physical and dirty, and I cannot help but feel
that there was little joy in his life at all. He was fastidious in his
habits and careful with whatever money his mother allowed him to keep
from his pay. I never saw him argue with anyone. He never ever used bad
language, always polite to the point of absurdity and never openly
complained about his lot in life. Just trying to hold a conversation
with him was hard work. He must have hated me for disturbing his
equilibrium, but he never showed it.
He
was enrolled into the Royal Artillery and, after basic training, spent
his war years defending some isolated island off the coast of Scotland.
Arthur,
dear Arthur, known to me as uncle Pobs, why ‘Pobs’ I have no idea.
He suffered from schizophrenia. There was a conspiracy to hide this
condition from the population of Tickhill in general, but it was
impossible. In those days, any
mental health problem was considered shameful and it was concealed to
the best of ones ability. Poor old Pobs seldom had a quiet time. I have
recently taken a night course on mental health problems learning how it
affects different people in different ways, I now realise that his
torment was even worse than I had imagined. He had a ‘voice’ telling
him what to do and he could ‘see’ things that no one else could see,
Grandma called him; “A right barm pot”. Quite often, when ‘they’
were looking for him, he would hide in places like the cabbage patch,
and, if I was around at the time I would join him. In his more lucid
moments he would train his pigeons by putting them in a carrier basket
that was strapped to his bicycle. He would pedal off some miles into the
country and release them to find their way home. The method of racing
these birds was pretty much a mystery to me; I do have memories of the
delight I felt when a pigeon would arrive home and then refuse to be
caught. It was imperative that it be captured speedily so that the
special, numbered ring could be ‘clocked’ into the official machine
in good time! There was a lot of bad language spoken, particularly when
it was known that your bird had arrived earlier than your neighbours,
but they had still beaten yours due to your bird’s intractability. I
found it amazing that when the war started and there was general
conscription for the armed forces, poor old Pobs was called to the
colours! The
poor chap was barely able to function without supervision, and here he
is, defending the Empire! He was enrolled into the Royal Artillery and,
after basic training, spent his war years defending some isolated island
off the coast of Scotland. He would not tell us, even after hostilities
had ended, where it was, because it was a ‘secret’. He did get the
occasional leave of absence and, to me it was obvious that if we had to
depend upon poor old Pobs to defend us, then we might as well surrender
immediately. I often wonder how his commanding officer and his comrades
coped with his disability.
When
things got too hectic he would be admitted into St. Catherine’s
Hospital, on Tickhill Road Balby, this was to give grandma a rest, more
than him, I fancy. He particularly disliked my mother and would let
loose a torrent of invective whenever she approached him, poor mum used
to get out of countenance with this treatment, but, what to do?
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the next installment: Eva
Stables (1907-1983)